Anonymous:
Your parents seem like really cool people... it doesn't matter if it's harry potter related as long as it's as cute and funny as the previous ones.

There is never a dull moment.

My dad screams exactly like Ned Flanders. One night he was walking the dog and it was windy as all get out and he had to stop while the dog did her business. Well, the wind blew this massive bush that tapped my dad on the back so he screamed and the owners of the house came flying out because they “thought a woman was being attacked”. 

Alright, story times over kidlets! We shall continue this soon..